LOCATION 
zone:Ishgard, Foundation, or Ul'dah, Pearl Lane
Ishgard co-ordinates:(The Brume) x 12.2 / y 11.7
Ul'dah co-ordinates:(Pearl Lane) x 13.2 / y 10.2
Data Centre:Crystal. World dependent on day.
directions:go to the brume aetheryte in foundation, turn around, past goldin (npc) and head down the slope. if you still can't find him, just send me a /tell

Rumours tell of a blonde miqo'te selling illicit goods and services out of The Brume in Ishgard or Pearl Lane in Ul'dah, depending on the day.those in the criminal underworld know to bring a bottle of milk if they wish to browse his secret stock, otherwise they'll only find a guy sharpening knives to get by[everything is paid for with IC gil for RP purposes, please don't give me anything!]

to access these criminal goods, you need to bring victor a bottle of milk. any kind. don't try anything, he tests it for poison.most of the stock victor carries on hand are items handy for thieves and assassins.if you need other hard to find or illegal items, he will point you in the direction of a business more suited to your needs.he will not sell you drugs, but the fence that joins him on occasion might.Infiltration
Picks, tension wrenches and other tools suitable for many different types of lock.
[3000 gil per set]Door bombs
Lockpicks can't always get the job done.
[2000 gil per bomb]Premade heist maps
Layouts of important buildings and businesses in various capital cities, marked with safe spots, patrols, locks and potential traps. For the distinguished burglar.
[200,000 gil]Disguises
Popoto sacks with eye holes cut out. What? They work.
[Free](special)
potions of big hurt
victor has been rummaging through dumpsters and chemical and biological waste bins, mixing together all kinds of expired chemicals, medicines, bodily fluids and anesthetics, and selling them as potions. what do these potions do? Kill people. Probably.
roll a /random 10 to determine the horrible, gruesome way in which they would die, if you were so inclined to feed it to them, you monster.
[10,000 gil per phial]

Legal front
knife and dagger sharpening
victor brings a small whetstone with him wherever he goes, and he'll sharpen your weapon or tool for 2000 gil. No swords, axes or gunblades, those are way too big!Illegal
to access these criminal services, you need to bring victor a bottle of milk. any kind. don't try anything, he tests it for poison.Body cleanup.
what it says on the tin. if you made a mess, or plan to make one, get in touch. victor's a man with a mop and no questions. no kids.
[3 million gil]commissioned floor plan.
if you're looking to plan a heist but want to know where the safe spots are, give victor a week or so and he'll scout out a building and draw you up a perfectly accurate floor plan with a list of any patrols, schedules, etc.
[500k gil per floor, price may be increased depending on size/danger]jailbreaking
got a pal in prison? this slippery kitty's face is on every bounty board in ishgard. getting arrested is easy, and for victor, breaking out is even easier. your prisoner will be released and rescued from the inside.
[6 million gil. prison sucks.]murder for hire
if someone's pissed you off, you're looking to send a message or maybe earn an inheritance, you've got yourself a hitman. it will be messy, it will be bloody. no kids. political figures. no organized criminals. no refunds. cheap and cheerful, as far as assassinations go.
[3 million gil. stabbing is fun.]

fence
Occasionally, Victor will be joined by his brother-in-law who will fence your stolen goods. and unlike Victor, he will sell you drugs!>drugs stocklist
>Rana's carrdyou still need to bring the milk for this, buddy.